t-swizzles-mcmeister:
SO KANAYA IS A JADE BLOOD RIGHT
alikenabel:

a young S——EA ADV-ENTUR-ER stands in )(er bedroom!!!! 38D
nepetas-tail:
So I kind of accidentally a thing.
unhingedmercenary:

Au where everyone’s hair becomes one giant mass of skin.
alaustin:
I’ve had it with these MOTHERFUCKING JAKES on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE